Crime and Punishment

A pastor awoke one sunday morning, and just didn't feel like going to church. Instead he had a real craving to spend the day golfing. Finally giving into temptation, he calls the headdeacon and tells him he's feeling under the weather. The deacon says," no problem. Get some rest and we'll talk to you later.
Feeling a little guilty, the pastor still grabbed his golf clubs and headed out.
Meanwhile in heaven, the angel Michael turns to Yahweh in a rage and says," I can't believe the audacity. What are you going to do to him Father?"
Yahweh replies,"Relax. I've got this guy's number."
The pastor gets on the green, and his first shot flies through the air in a perfect arc and goes into the first hole perfectly.
In absolute amazement he goes on to the second hole. He swings and just like before, the ball goes straight into the hole.
"I can't believe this,"the pastor exclaimed. The rest of the day went the same way, each hole was a hole in one, all the way to the eighteenth hole.
Meanwhile, Michael was besides himself. Finally he approached the throne and asked," Yahweh, I don't understand. This man lied to his congregation, and yet you caused him to golf the first perfect game in history?"
"Yes,"replied Yahweh," but who's he going to tell?"

That's pretty good.

Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

The veal was missing this weekend